a real bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

Bloke

A word, usually said in a British accent, to describe a, usually male, person

Look at that bloke over there!

by Human-ish January 19, 2023

SHIT BLOKE

often referred to as being a Tomo Owens

Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.

No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo

person 1: *Does nothing*

Tomo (Shit Bloke): *starts being a shit bloke*

by Swagman13213 April 28, 2019

Bloke-Eyes

The Name Given to the Condition of an Australian's Eyes after days awake on amphetamines.

Guy 1: "Shit Mate, look at the crust on Muggas Eyes!

Guy 2: "Fuckin Bloke-Eyes For Sure"

by Rocksteddy January 22, 2009

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Bloke

A pussy teddy bear

"YO WINNIE THE POOH, YOU'RE A FUCKING BLOKE

by Anonymous Teddy Bear December 8, 2020

Bloke Florence

A bloke(man) that has a deformed face, with a clean boosie fade or low taper fade.

*Person 1 looking at another person that has facial deformity with a clean boosie fade*

Person 1: This ain't bloke florence😭🙏

by acrows January 10, 2025