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bi-winning

The act of winning two things by a tiger-blooded, non-singing rock star from Mars.
You see that guy over there winning two things - bi-winning? Yeah, he's like an F-18
by jfran118 March 18, 2011
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Bi-winning

A mental augmentation characterised by extreme lifestyles on both sides of the spectrum. Patients tend to operate on a single gear or speed: 'Go' and never feel sadness or regret.

Touted as a possible side effect for the drug 'Charlie Sheen', other effects include dying and melting.

There is no cure, medicine and doctors will only make patients 'like them'.

Suspected sufferers of bi-winning have included Charlie Sheen, Honey Badgers and the Kool-Aid Jug.
'Hey Colonel Gaddafi, you're country is on the brink of civil war and are calling for the blood of you and your family, even you pets!'

CG ' Nonsense, my people love me, there is no unrest in Libya'

Subject Gaddafi displaying signs of bi-winning personality augmentation.
by Ulysses Jones March 25, 2011
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Bi-Winning

A way of life in which you cannot do anything wrong and can do what you like without any consequences no matter how badass you are, ie being Charlie Sheen.
Bang'in 7 gram rocks and finishing them because thats how you role.... oh ya, and surviving. Thats Bi-Winning
by Sack #3 April 1, 2011
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Bi-winning

Charlie Sheen's ability to grab the attention of an entire nation and remain a media darling amidst allegations of drug abuse and mental illness
GMA Andrea Canning: "Some are saying that you're bipolar"

Sheen: "I'm bi-winning. I win here and win there. Now what?"
by Ederra March 23, 2011
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bi-winning

When you're a special individual and win at everything you do. Even when it appears you're losing - you're actually winning.
“I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”
- Charlie Sheen
by xxxcajunxxx March 27, 2011
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bi-winning

A term used to illustrate someone who is banging 7 gram rocks and winning here and and winning there. To be unable to comprehend the meaning of the term 'bi-polar'.
john: "some say your bi-polar"
charles: "WAHT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! I BANG 7 GRAM ROCKS!!! BITCH, I'M BI-WINNING!!!"
by charles_Heen March 28, 2011
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Bi-Winning

Popularized by Charlie Sheen's famous comment, this term means that you "win here and you win there." This term is twice as awesome as its single form, winning. It also beats other related win variants, such as FTW, WTF (Win That Football), and Epic Win. They can also be combined with the prefix bi-, to create bi-FTW, bi-WTF, and Bi-Epic Win.
(FPS game) "DUDE! I just killed two guys with one bullet! I'm bi-winning!!!"
(Lady Gaga fan) "Lady Gaga is so bi-winning, she dates boys and girls at the same time!"
(Gambler) "Woh, won a jackpot AND the lottery. I'm totally bi-winning."
by Iceshark March 22, 2011
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