Benson

A boss who micromanages and gets angry over small things. Derived from the Cartoon Network Regular Show character, Benson Dunwoody

Worker 1: Dude, Trey just sent me a picture of myself ordering lunch on the CCTV and told me to stop slacking.
Worker 2: Why does he have to be such a Benson?

by notreal37 December 23, 2022

Benson

Man with a massive cock and incredible game. Lacks in looks but is usually quite funny.

Benson is the class clown and is definitely packing.

by jntmskf May 19, 2022

Benson Boone Day

At the 25th of June it is Benson's birthday! Its then officially benson boone day

An artist who grew really fast in a short time with a loving fanbase

"Do u know which day it is today?"
"No?"
"No?!, it is Benson Boone day!"
"Is it?"
"Yep i already wished him a happy birthday"

by Ur mf mom August 5, 2022

Dirty Benson

Having or acquiring the sheer upper body strength of a top tier alpha male.
While using said strength, lifting a woman during a sexual act (with one’s duty belt) pounding them into complete submission/ sexual bliss simultaneously.

You see that chick over there, I’m totally going to dirty benson her tonight.

Man, I wish I could dirty benson that chick over there , I don’t have the upper body strength.

You think you’re strong but you can’t even dirty benson.

So I was balls deep last night, dirty bensoning this chick….

by Cptblksparrow March 9, 2025

Benson

When you shit and put a nickel in it then eat it then throw it up and see if the nickel is there, if not repeat the process

Mr. Johnson did a benson in the school bathroom

by Jacob benson February 9, 2022

Benson

Where you shit on someone's chest then flatten it like a pancake and cum on it

That girl was still sto drunk this morning, I have her a Benson for breakfast!

by LochNessMonsa August 19, 2017

Benson

Tubbo’s (famous twitch streamer) duck, he can light up and is always on Tubbo’s desk at all times :))

‘I love Benson’

‘Who tf is Benson?’

‘Tubbo’s duck ofc?’

by Wilba Soot June 4, 2022