Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS

“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025

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begging for mercy

When it's absolutely, not clear where he just got into and he just begs for his life and he can't get an eye closed anymore.

John was fighting with some people in school to get accepted as a part of them and now they're trying to shoot him. Now he's begging for mercy.
To have a chance to live a normal life.

Of course he apologizes and promises to everyone that no one is going to meet him again.

by SoEveryoneAgainstMe? March 6, 2025

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Entitled Begging

Entitled begging is begging for something but instead of asking for it you're ordering or commanding the person to hand over whatever you're asking for.

bob: give me half of your money
hob: no
bob: GIVE IT TO ME NOW PEASANT
hob: that's what they call entitled begging you know

by UrbanThatGuyNick December 2, 2022

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Beg

a suck up

a fan

someone who tries too hard

attention seeker

girl 1: should I message him

girl 2: no he aired u don’t beg it

by ldnboy_x April 28, 2021

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Fahad Beg Curse

In any setting where the temperature is comfortable, as soon as Fahad arrives and starts to sweat, the air conditioning will inevitably fail, turning the place into a hot, sauna-like environment.

As soon as the AC broke down after Fahad entered the room, everyone joked that we were experiencing the *Fahad Beg Curse*.
Yo that girl is fine, she’s hot as the *Fahad Beg Curse*

by Iamseeb August 10, 2024

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