Internet Bats

When your computer or laptop begins to malfunction whilst on the internet, rather by strange and unusual noises, popups, or just turning off. All the work of the dreaded Internet Bats.

Last night my computer got attacked by Internet Bats, my whole internet turned off.

by Adredi April 18, 2009

Bat Country

The desert located in between Los Angeles and Las Vagas. If you were to ever take a road trip from L.A to Vegas, the most efficient route would be considered all of "Bat Country".

Let's head on over to fucking Bat Country.

by Makesabeastoutofhimself. May 1, 2009

off the bat

An American interpretation of the Irish saying "right off the cuff," which is to suggest action or understanding of something with immediate effect

I knew right off the bat you were Irish ie. I knew straight away you were Irish

by Shinners April 12, 2016

having a bat

To engage in the act of masturbation. Can also be known as 'whacking it'

person 1: "ey why u watching that porno for"
person 2: " im thinking of having a bat.

by Markwick October 6, 2009

Rouge the Bat

Sega's response to porn and trying to give there audience wowsers in their trousers.

Last night I masturbated to Rouge the Bat

by Boiyo Games January 8, 2020

Vag Bat

When the folds of the labia are oversized and when pulled apart resemble bat wings

That chick has a vag bat!

by Craigman77 June 3, 2010

Bat-One

A gay guy and a huge liar. Physique similar to Adam West Batman. Extreme PC-Gaming, it's his thing. Often times, sexually attracted to cars and only attracted to personalities.

*Girl squirts all over sheets*
*Blames it on brother*
*Father yells at brother*
Brother : APOOPITA! APOOPITA! You see what she does to me?! And you think I AM THE BAT-ONE?!

by lengthiestwarfare April 3, 2015