Basement Marshmallow

A special type of keyboard warrior that lives in their parents' basement. Tends to be pasty, unemployed, overweight, and likes to harass people on social media.

Man, those basement marshmallows will just not log off today!

by comrade eevee May 22, 2019

Basement fool

The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.

No I did not steal your laptop, basement fool.

by Fatjunkie October 8, 2018

Teddys basement

Basement of Teddys (little girl lover) in the village. This basement is full of drugs, crime, and rape.

Did you hear about the girl that got assaulted in Teddys Basement last week?

by Blaise Belmarsh May 12, 2022

Bear in the basement

Having excessive amounts of pubic hair.

That girl is HAIRY, I bet she has a bear in the basement!

by hhbeast May 22, 2012

Basement Boy

A real ass n*gga that loves to get turnt up. Some consider them drinking Gods, while most know never to step to them. Soon to be high rollers in any club that they step in. Oh and they pound pussy

Never date a basement boy cause they will play with you like the baseball in the sandlot.

by RickyRose August 4, 2021

Basement Buddies

Kids that pedos and nonces keep in their basement.

He dug a tunnel under the prep to sneakily steal the little kids and add them to his Basement Buddies collection.

by Supernova026 October 6, 2020

basement mania

craze of following South East England bands from the dollshouse collective..including Unlucky Fried Kitten, The Cemetry Gaes, The Bolans, V2086 and I Am A Spider

It was just a matter of time before London caught the basement mania of the South East

by Export January 1, 2008