Death Baguette

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.

Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.

by Thoringerveer February 2, 2022

Baguette Cremosa

Baguette Cremosa is when your jercking off and you are almost cumming, don´t cum and let your sperm rest in your balls.

Then you wrap your dick with a joint and heat your balls, then you cum and the sperm will come out has a gas and you take a reap from your dick joint.

Dude that baguette cremosa joint was hell a lit last night Fam.

by Machado Cardoso January 21, 2019

nutella on the baguette

When a french (Guy or Girl) has anal sex, and there is some fecal matter on the tip of the penis after you pull it out.

Jean-Pierre just put some Nutella on the Baguette, bon Appétit

by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018

Baguette

A french delicacy.
I must say, it is delicious.

Hey did u see that meme I sent you that had Lafeyatte as a baguette??

by Reincarnated tanuki September 22, 2020

Baguette

1) A weapon that Frenchmen whack delinquents with

2) A french food that is rock hard and u need to dip it in soup

BAGUETTE!

by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023

Baguette

A stick made of bread—a breadstick!

A: Je voudrais une baguette, s'il vous plaît.
B: La baguette d'arbre où la baguette de pain?

by Tristan reads the dictionary August 18, 2023

Mattress Baguette

A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.

You cheated on me, you're a mattress baguette.

by Pumpkinzz March 2, 2025