Kill me backwards

Kill me backwards is a Hawaiian slang for "that's unfortunate" or simply just "fuck"

Some extentions include,

Kill me backwards to china
(when something is probably very bad)

Kill yourself backwards
(when you feel bad for a friend either because they are going through things or simply just because they are unfortunate)

Person: *trips over*
Person: ahg kill me backwards

Person: *gets into a tricky situation *
Person: kill me backwards to china

Person 1: I tried to kill myself yesterday...

Person 2: kill yourself backwards, do you need help?

by UwU user May 7, 2019

backwardass

1. adj. - describes techniques, styles or persons considered unsophisticated, outdated, amatuer, lame, ineffective, uneducated, ignorant, moronic and otherwise just not the best solution or hippest situation.

ie. a backwards ass way of doing things, These freaks still had this backwardass shrine to Elvis in their family room with the obligatory black velvet painting and everything, because they thought that was so "cool".

by Phauggy July 12, 2014

Backards

A country slurring of the word “backwards” that shall cause Ben extreme physical pain

It’s like riding a bicycle backards

by 3rd block November 30, 2017

Backwards Pirate Ship

The act of sex involving a swing, a man and a woman. The women sit on a swing with her rear hangin' off while the man stands up behind her such as the statue on the frot of a pirate ship would.

Friend: Dude i did the Bionic Seahorse last night!

You: That's butch league, i did the Backwards Pirate Ship!

Friend: Dang!

by Adam Doordik October 1, 2009

Backwards Kamikaze

A sexual position where the male's placement is behind a woman with his penis in her vagina. During sexual intercourse, the woman is suspended from the ceiling by a bungee cord noose around her neck.

This is mostly for females with a fetish for auto-erotic asphyxiation. As the man pulls the female towards his pelvic region, she is robbed of air as shock waves of pleasure annihilate her brain.

The Backwards Kamikaze is the best way to have a pleasurable near-death experience. Tell your girlfriend.

by T-Deck and South Westy Steve July 23, 2009

Backwards Koala Bear

A sex position perfected by the Aussies, the Backwards Koala Bear involves a fursuit and lots of eucalyptus leaves. One must also speak only in an Australian accent until orgasm is achieved.

Kyle was a master of the Backwards Koala Bear until his liver gave out.

by IWDFF January 14, 2010

backwards houdini

A Backwards Houdini is when you spit on a chicks back so she thinks you came, and then when she turns around and you explode in her face!

Did you hear? Pavo gave Danielson pink eye by pulling a backwards houdini on him.

by dDoctor April 12, 2010