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Freedom bamboozle

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Freedom bamboozle:

1. Any attempt to get what one wants by declaring that to not cooperate will result in diminished freedom.

2. Firing-up self-respect and righteousness by declaring that the fight is a fight for freedom.

3. Short-circuiting thinking in simple minds by providing an ennobling motivation for action.
The freedom bamboozle will be sure to get the mooks onboard for the invasion.
by Victor Cobblepot July 31, 2022
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When you are tricked into getting throat-fucked by a male panda after being told you were simply going to be ‘sucking some bamboo’.
Even though Laurie was at first horrified to have Qin’s cock in her mouth instead of a bamboo pole, she came to love the taste of his bear cum so much that she didn’t care she’d been panda bamboozled.
by ElmoKilledEpstein November 8, 2025
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The Ol' Saigon Bamboozle

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When a man knowingly allows the woman to ride him during sexual intercourse even though he doesn't find it pleasurable, so that she can arrive at climax multiple times before he finishes. Thus making him look like a sexual god.
Tod: How did your date with Stacy go, John?
John: Used The Ol' Saigon Bamboozle to make her love me. She wants to see me again tonight.
Tod: Right on man.
by Duke Dankenstien May 8, 2018
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The Big Bamboozle Boi

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The boi who gives you the big bamboozle.
"Oh no here comes the big bamboozle boi! Hide your bambohzles!"
by ya.girl.juliaaa October 2, 2018
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