The Admiral

1. A sexual act in which Figure One stands at attention with their hands behind their back while Figure Two performs fellatio while on their knees.

Commonly received while wearing a sailors hat.

Last night my girlfriend and I tried The Admiral.

by Cap’n Jones December 22, 2018

The Admiral Akbar

While you are fingering a girl and you unexpectantly jam a finger from your other hand into her ass. When she tenses up from the action you yell out "It's a Trap!!!"

Dude so I pulled "The Admiral Akbar" last night. I was fingering this girl, when I jammed my finger into her ass it was so hard to get out I had to yell out "It's a Trap!!"

by Need-Herder September 6, 2016

Admiral of the Swiss Navy

A sarcastic appelation for a person that presents itself as someone very powerful, while it‘s true influence and abalities are actually quite overseeable and unspectacular.

„James became responsible for locking all the doors at the end of the working day. Now he‘s taking the chief‘s key ring where ever he goes; even to the toilet. He acts like the Admiral of the Swiss Navy.“

by Worrywart99 May 30, 2019

admiral's potato

The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.

"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."

by Beermat December 31, 2020

Admiral Hurm

When you throw up while masturbating.

Kyle sent me a picture of his feet and I had an unfortunate bout of Admiral Hurm as a result.

by Bakerdoodle November 29, 2022

admirer

A person who likes to see another person mainly because of how they act, talk or think but don't wanna date them or get romantically involved with them.

I am an admirer of him, i love how he thinks, act and talk, but I don't wanna date him.

by Sherry Blossom January 17, 2021

Admirable

Something that leaves you in awe of somebody.

What the guy did was almost admirable. I could lie and say i was in awe, or that i did have a great admiration of him to gain something from it like many people do, but i'm not gonna do that if I'm really not.

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2021