Jack Nolan

Jack Nolan makes all the pussy wet (including Darwa's). Jack is the best guy you will ever meet and you are lucky if he accepts you as a friend.

Kiana: Hey Rider! Have you seen Jack Nolan lately?
Rider: Idk where he is, he might be out having sex with our mothers.
Kiana: Awwwwwwwww

by Hotman who likes sucking dick October 2, 2021

The Old Nolan

The exploits of Nolan, a man who's sexual prowess, ability to consume large amounts of alcohol, and the deeds he performs during these bouts of intoxication have made him famous around the world. The legend of "The Old Nolan" is an act that occurs when a man and a woman are having anal sex while in the shower. The act happens when a man pounds his woman partner so hard that she loses control of her bowls during the mans recoil (the backward momentum of a gun when discharged), leaving fecal matter on the shower floor. The turd must then be disposed of so the man makes the woman perform the drain stomp to force the poop down the drain, having a similar effect to making spaghetti out of play-doh. Luckily this occurs in the shower which results in momentary disgust and immediate clean-up.

We were both all sweaty after having wild animalistic sex, so we moved into the shower. Things picked up again and I ended up stickin my flesh musket into her mud tunnel, next thing I know I'm pulling out and she defecated on the floor. It was then that I realized that I've just joined the ranks of elite group of men who have successfully performed The Old Nolan.

by Old Nolan October 23, 2012

john nolan

amazingly talented lead singer of Straylight Run and former guitarist/co-vocalist of Taking Back Sunday

john nolan balls hard

by n00dz March 3, 2007

Nolan Moment

When you turn your ex gay

Friend 1 - Bro, my two of my ex just hooked up!
Friend 2 - That’s such a Nolan moment.

by OrangeFrog April 21, 2022

nolans dick

The longest and biggest dick you will ever see, girls say it make you feel good!

nolans dick is so big

by Hello555 February 7, 2017

david nolan

The husband of Snow White from the Netflix\ ABC show, Once Upon A Time. He was supposed to marry Kathryn Nolan/ Princess Abigail. But then he fell for another women, Snow White. Oh they also made the savoir, Emma Swan. One last thing. David and Snow had a motto called "i'll always find you" -_-

David Nolan: I'll always find you Snow
Snow: I know you will

by kaboom boom November 25, 2018

Nolan O’Callaghan

Ring leader of 3 idiots

Look at those 3 dumbasses
Yeah which one do you think is the Nolan O’Callaghan?

by notjacobcrigger May 19, 2021