Smelly Shelly

The name of your penis the next morning when you wake up to take a piss. You forgot you got anal the night before and the smell hits you like a “shit” ton of bricks.

Babe I am not sucking your dick before you get rid of that smelly Shelly.

by Iggy54 July 15, 2022

smelly oder

clovis

“omg what’s that smell?”

“oh that would be smelly oder.”

by kys12345557 January 2, 2022

Smelly damian

My friend damian is smelly and doesnt like females, only males

I have a freind named damian, hes smelly, smelly damian

by Guywiththebigdick😎 June 8, 2021

smelly

its travis queer hauk

WOw travis smells really bad like onions and garlic poor kid.

by Valerie Willets aka how do you like my overbite December 17, 2004

Smelly Fuck

a very smell individual who cannot figure out why he has been given this obscene alias

Sean A.K.A. smelly fuck.

by Ih8sean April 30, 2004

smelly campfire

It is the act of having intercourse with someone doggy style. When finished, you ejaculate on their back, then without them knowing, you take a shit on their back. The theory is shit tends to look like a log, and your partner's body should still be hot from the sex so it should heat up the shit log on their back.

I finished fucking this hoebag, but before I snuck out i set up a smelly campfire.

by d999w January 4, 2010

Smelly Disco

When there is a power cut/blown bulb that occurs in the toilet mid-poo, and you have to use the strobe light application on your iPhone to illuminate the room to complete the wiping portion of the job.

For a "proper" smelly disco, the toilet in question cannot contain any windows, and must be shrouded in complete darkness. Alternatively, a windowed room is acceptable if it is dark outside. To benchmark the level of darkness, one should try body popping while the strobe is blinking.

Bonus points are received for playing music, making use of glow sticks (not to be confused with poo sticks) and/or being in fancy dress.

Optionally, techno music and a few lines of cheap whiz can be added if a smelly rave is preferred.

Hipster one: "Did you have a power cut last night?"
Hipster two: "Yea, I was just having a dump. Luckily, my iPhone was handy for a smelly disco".

by caldridge April 7, 2011