buttfucking shoes

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that a man puts on when shit is about to get real.
John: Holy shit! Mike just put his buttfucking shoes on!!
Shane: Holy cow, looks like Lisa is about to get some anal action!!
by Thegundy April 15, 2022
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conga line of buttfuck

1) Gay group sex where each participant other than the first and last man has a penis in his rectum and his penis in a rectum. 2) A line of motorists with no regard for adequate following distance.
Look at those cager assholes making a conga line of buttfuck.
by flodgenuttz February 19, 2015
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Buttfucker 3000

A yoho who logs into a court Zoom meeting with the name Buttfucker 3000 who looks like a discord moderator thats ends up infuriating Judge Jeffery MIddleton into putting Buttfucker 3000 in the waiting room.
Your name’s not “Buttfucker 3000, you yoho.” -Judge Middleton
by Hanakosmomsimp May 21, 2022
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buttfuck alley

An otherwise unobtrusive looking urban intersection that has a disproportionate amount of oblivious idiot drivers who think they own the road.
I almost got hit when driving past the building supply store by the gas station-it's a major buttfuck alley!
by Psychiclunchlady August 11, 2017
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walking buttfuck

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.
At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.
by Rufus Truthfist August 03, 2009
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buttfuck goblin

A subset of the classic fairytale species of the Goblin, in which they partake in absurd amounts of buttfucking, or anal sex.
Watch out for those Buttfuck Goblins, they'll make you stretch for sure.
by Tillmeister September 11, 2022
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Buttfuck Mania

Buttfuck Mania is after a long stressful day you just want to come home and rest and more inconvenient things come your way and it is often tiring.
I have work after this stressful day at school this is Buttfuck Mania
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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