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Zoom Bag 

1) A person who uses Zoom meetings to escape their usual duties around the house, trying to cover for their general laziness by claiming fake Zoom meetings (aka' Douche Bag' before the Covid days)
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.
1) Honey, I can't leave my basement office bunker now, you'll have to feed our toddler and give him a bath. I know it's unusual, but I have a work Zoom from 6pm-9pm today. It sucks, I know. Please try to understand... (while I take a nice nap on the basement couch). ZOOM BAG!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!
Zoom Bag by drunk dude 69 May 15, 2020

wire zoom 

Get wired over Zoom basically.
“What you doing tonight mate?”

Nothing much, might have a Wire Zoom with the lads.”
wire zoom by Bbilly015 June 27, 2020

zoom creeping 

The act of pinning an attractive co-workers feed to your screen during a business video chat.
Yeah, I was listening to the new policy, but I was zoom creeping Ms. Smith the whole time so I missed the charts.
zoom creeping by Zoom Creeper August 15, 2020
A app that mostly everyone is doing during this outbreak.
Hey jimmy tomorrow theres a zoom meeting are u gonna join?
Zoom by AaronBubb August 31, 2020
A waste of space to the human race. An interdenominational mistake to us all.
"zoom"
Zoom by Zoom 2.0 October 22, 2020

Zoom Mullet

The act of wearing business attire on the top part of your body (IE The portion of your body shown on a webcam for an online meeting) and wearing comfortable clothes on the bottom part of your body (IE The part of your body not shown on camera during an online meeting. attire examples: sweats, leggings, etc) Much like a hair mullet- "Business on top and party on the bottom"
I have been wearing my zoom mullet for almost a year now! I don't think I have any work pants that fit me any more.

My uniform for 2020 is a zoom mullet.
Zoom Mullet by funnymom25 December 8, 2020