weston

some stupid dog that lives in greenwood, has fried all but 2 brain cells, has lost all bowel contol and cant rip more than a quarter of a cone without fighting a peice of lawn in the 10 meter radius

'aw weston you shat your pants again'

'weston stop fighting your lawn, who let you smell the bud this time'

by connormugford May 22, 2016

Weston

Weston is a hilarious person! He can make anyone laugh with his appealing phrases. Some people, don’t know this about him but..he is a mega homosexual. He has a bestfriend that he is ALWAYS flirting with. He will get on his knees for men and especially his man bestfriend.

“Gosh- Lets just break up now since you been really acting like a Weston.”

by Bylerrrr.. October 21, 2022

Westoning

Another word for edging

I lost my westoning streak at the preschool.
I westoned for 10 hours to skibidi toilet kai cenat.
I fanum taxed 3 hours off of his westoning streak.

by Skibiditoiletwestonstreak December 14, 2023

Weston

Loves fucking dudes named Ben and Camilo. Extremely gigantic cock. Ultra mega sigma. Has absolutely no rizz when it comes to women.

"Man, Weston is huge.

by Boinkusus December 23, 2024

Steve Weston

The act of being impaled front and rear by two heavily sweating and hairy gentlemen from the middle east. Similar to a 'spit roast' but with more thrashing and references to Manchester United. Often accepted as currency in the Holloway area of London.

I'll give you a 'steve weston' for that coat, perhaps you'd like to follow that up with a little docking?

by wankleman October 29, 2012

Jake Weston

An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*

by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022

Weston Holy Fuck Ball

Hinsdale Central kid who will make u say holy fuck in bed, kid gives best hickeys and works wonders with his hands, d game is solid too.

Friend 1: Holy fuck I just spent a night with Weston Holy Fuck Ball

Friend 2: Holy fuck I bet it was insane

by shots2299 March 24, 2020