Wash Dem Dishes

A term made by President Nick Atkinson meaning clean your vagina

Tyler:Aye You See That Girl..I Ate Her Out
The Prez:You I Heard She Dont Wash Dem Dishes

by President Nick February 17, 2014

Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

by DrDirtea September 6, 2016

wash the windows

The act of ejaculating in such a quantity, that it gets all over the windows and walls of your bedroom.

Sorry baby, I didn't want to wash the windows.

by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016

wash the mixer

Typically a term used on building sites when it's time to start cleaning up for the day.

I need to get out of here, so starting to wash the mixer.

by nolovinmcgovern February 24, 2017

Wash hand

Washing hands means to smoke, usually used among underaged smokers so that they aren’t suspected of smoking

Tom “ hey dude, wanna wash hand after dinner?”
Greg “ yea sure”

by Babywannabe January 19, 2019

Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.

I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.

by Fotindigo January 25, 2019

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

by P.L.S January 31, 2019