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unicorn

he had a cock the size of the horn on a unicorn
by mike_ox_longer February 17, 2019
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Unicorned

When you take your testicles and gently put them in the eye sockets of a sleeping friend while at the same time getting aroused and having a full erection thus making them a unicorn.
"Dude if I find out one of you guys unicorned me i'm going to take out the time to personally assassinate each one of you"
by Flappy98 July 19, 2012
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Unicorn

An extremely attractice redhead; possesses a mythological status due to the fact that finding a unicorn is rare but having the opportunity to ride one is even rarer.
Rose McGowan is a unicorn.

Nick: Dude, I hooked up with Rachel last night.

Zach: No way! You hooked up with the unicorn!?

Nick: Yea dude. We were drinkin beer and the next thing I know, she had her mouth around the tip of my penis. Then I took her back to my place and gave her the Tony Danza.
by Private Bitchass February 5, 2009
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Unicorn

Unicorn - n. -

1. Mythical creature with the form of a horse and a single horn. They don't exist.

2. An empowered and confidant individual, usual female, who joins couples for activities, usually sexual, and/or dating.

To unicorn - v. -

1. The act of joining a couple for healthy, happy, mutually satisfying activities, usually sexual.
Laurie was a happy unicorn and loved to frolic with well-adjusted, healthy, sex-positive couples of all genders.
by Psychedelic Harry Too January 5, 2015
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unicorn

when two lesbians are goin at it and one of them attaches a strap on to her head and starts raming the other like a lesbian with a strap on stickin out of her forehead does
Damn look at those sister's, mommy's expedition is unicorning dog.
by I found god DAWG May 3, 2003
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Unicorn

1. A mythical beast whose ejaculate consists of flaming rainbows

2. A girl whose a virgin, usually in college.
1. John- "Unicorns are made of epic fucking win man, they cum flaming rainbows."

Doug- "Dude, you are so full of shit....."

John- "But its true... I SEEN IT!"

2. Phillip-"I hear that girl in physics is a unicorn"

Bobert-"Jenny? No way man, shes a horse".
by a pirate June 18, 2009
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unicorn

i mystical creature with a sharp horn on its head. the chances of you finding one in real life is about the same as finding a mary-sue
Girls are like unicorns, beautiful, intellegent, but if u get to close u get gored"
by inoesomestuff June 24, 2005
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