the aftereffect of when two people are slightly high off of natural 7/11 energy pills that they downed with french fries on a deserted street corner at four in the morning.
by kaboobless. May 18, 2009

To insert a brass mouthpiece (a tuba mouthpiece is ideal for accuracy, but a trombone or high wind will work) into a woman's vagina and blow into it as if you were playing.
Can also be phrased as "turn this bitch into a tuba," if she is not already in a relationship.
Can also be phrased as "turn this bitch into a tuba," if she is not already in a relationship.
by Telemarooners December 2, 2019

A "Tuba Hood" is a young violent teenager between the ages of 12-16 who live near the Toberona Community, "Tuba" is an abbreviation of "Toberona" these "Hoods" enjoy violence,drugs,alcohol and fighting. They are widely known for smashing windows, burning cars, flattening tires , and getting chases of the Local Gardaí Síochana. They are recommend to be avoided by locals and any vistors to the Area.
Person A: Man J-Low punched Lil Jacobs face in last night!
Person B: Yeah I told him that J-low was a Tuba Hood, he didn't believe me.
Person B: Yeah I told him that J-low was a Tuba Hood, he didn't believe me.
by CuhulainMan July 23, 2016

The process of inserting a tuba into your partners anal cavity and attempting to pour beer through the tuba and into the anus. After your remove the tuba and fart out the beer in tune any Irish song.
by Scubathetuba April 11, 2023

After you creampie her, you grab a toothbrush and press on her stomach until she vart’s out the jizz onto the toothbrush making a tuba like sound. Then you brush your teeth with it and go to bed.
by meatspindotcom October 9, 2019

The tuba is a diverse weapon used by the Brass kingdom. Most notably wielded by King Tuba II, the tuba is capable of many functions, from emitting a DOOT that can destroy buildings and blast people through walls, to just straight up crushing them. The tuba is used in modern American marching bands as a lower-pitched instrument, as well as serving as the band’s heavy weapon in the event of conflict.
Person 1; “you cannot defeat me, for I have a tuba, and you do not.”
Person 2; “OH YEAH? WELL-”
Person 1; crushes person 2 under tuba and plays a note, blasting person 2 into the ground
Person 2; “OH YEAH? WELL-”
Person 1; crushes person 2 under tuba and plays a note, blasting person 2 into the ground
by SDStudios September 26, 2023

A sticky tuba occurs when two men have sex and one man cums in another man's anus and then blows the man who recieved cum in the bum.
by Dill Doe Dylan September 5, 2016
