Tristan

A horrible person, a Man who will go behind your back. Will hurt you, will go out of his way to make your life hell! Tristan’s are the type of people you don’t want to keep.
Female 1: Tristan is a horrible person.
by TrulyWicked June 17, 2018
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Tristan is stupid, ugly, and just overall a piece of garbage. Nobody likes him bc he is such a fucking bitch and he should just go die In a hole. He has a BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND named honey and he doesnt deserve her at all. In conclusion if you see a Tristan you should just push him off a bridge.
by Tcrosbie04 April 14, 2019
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The biggest asshole you will ever meet. He'll lure you in with his musical talent, but will turn out to be an untalented douchebag who would rather cheat on his girlfriend and lie about it for months than just grow a pair and fess up. Meeting a "Tristan" will waste your time and energy.
"You see that ugly dick over there?"
"Oh yeah, he's such a Tristan"
by Catlover696969 April 19, 2013
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Did you see that kid named Tristan
Yeah he’s such a smokeshow
by vDad May 17, 2018
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Gargles everyones balls. Big fag
Tristan just gargled his own balls cause he's a fag He does this every day
by bigdick2 March 06, 2014
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A man with a super smelly ass. He cannot stop farting.
God, do you have to be such a Tristan?
by kitkat55 May 15, 2018
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