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weed

The only reason why some of the definitions on this website are actually funny.
Guy 1: ROFL THE NUMBER 9 DEFINITION FOR LLAMA
( The bestest animal EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love llamas, they are soooooo cool )
IS SOOOOOO FUNNY.
Guy 2: "Yeah, if you smoke a pound of weed first, then maybe."
by Trevor- July 10, 2006
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weed

the answer to everyones problems.
i smoke weed everyday and i don't care enough to have problems. the only problem i ever had was that i couldn't find the apple tree.
by Marry Jane January 1, 2008
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weed

street weed.
Yo holdin' tha reefaz?
by reefaZ December 3, 2002
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weed

Weed is a good drug
gets u high as a kite
a drug dat helps u wit yo problems
it can also b called dro or local
let me hit dat weed

dawg dats sum local

a pass dat dro
by Kiki aka Baldhead May 2, 2005
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weed

a great thing that could help prevent cancer stop global warming makes everything amusing plus helps out ur body by telling u when u are hungry sad happy and other things
eating weed is better smoking but funnier is more fun chocalate haze is the way to go
by new jersey kid June 20, 2007
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weed

i smoked some weed a day ago
by patricia krause October 19, 2008
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weed

aye.
lemme jus break it down for you.
weed is marijuana or cannabis.
the active chemical it contains is tetrahydrocannabinol (THC).
when injested through smoking or eating it will give you a wonderful feeling.
it's not good for you tho. it is not better for you than cigarettes, that's just bullshit. on the other hand, it is considered to be much safer than alcohol.
you can buy it for 10 bones a g or 20 a g if it's some stickies.
you can roll that shit up into a joint or even a blunt. i would recommend the blunts (they're real nice)
if you're lookin to just kick back, relax and maybe get tripped out by a weird movie then weed is the shit for you.

just remember.

everything in moderation.
aye steve lets go smoke some of that weed that we just got

steve: man i just don't know we don't have enough for all of us

will: oh come on man

me: naw will doesn't have to smoke he didn't throw any money. hahaha

steve: yea you're right. just us two then.

me: lets get cheefy
by Casey aka crumps November 27, 2006
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