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Spider-Man

Spider-Man is a fictional Marvel superhero created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.

His powers include spider-strength, spider-agility, spider-sense that only works half the time, and the ability to use his super-sticky fingers through his suit.

His villains include a green nutjob on drugs, a mad scientist with prosthetic arms calling himself an "octopus", a black, sticky goo, a revenge-seeking Hollywood stuntman, a sandcastle, a bird, a sexualized cat, a hunter, another nutjob on drugs (except he's gray this time), water, a rabbit, electricity, a lizard, along with other guys.
Spider-Man Bonuses:

Status: Lawful Good
Powers: Fair Power
Love: A-List
by Geek64 February 4, 2021
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Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 14, 2023
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Spider Man

When you blow a nut in your hand and then whipping your hand out a window on some ones car.

(best to do at the top of an apartment building)
I was having sex and didn't want to blow a nut in her so I Spider man it.
by Bubba C. October 14, 2025
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Spider-man Lottery

An extremely, sometimes purposely, dumb, often deadly, idea for an invention, taken from the DougDoug stream "Shark Tank, but AI is pitching the ideas" where a chatter suggested the spider Man lottery, a lottery where you enter and all but one box is a highly venomous spider, except for one that was the radioactive spider
Can you believe the baby cage was a real thing? It's pretty much a Spider-Man Lottery.
by Clevervirus July 24, 2024
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Asian Spider-Man Day

One of the most important holidays in Asian cultural on May 21st. Typically Asians fast from 6-10 am and don’t see the sunlight.
Are you celebrating Asian Spider-Man day tomorrow?
by Mommy2628383 May 20, 2022
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Spider man

You pull your erect penis out of her vagina and place it on your forearm extending past your wrist, flick your wrist down while you ejaculate on her face
“Man last night me and my girlfriend were role playing and it was super hero night so I did the SPIDER MAN all over her face
by Pyiter pocker January 22, 2021
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Spider-Man

An amazingly designed superhero with great villains, a (sort of) relatable and great story, and a great sense of humor
Spider-Man is one of, if not the best superhero out there.
Spider-Man will never kill.
by Dirty Larry Pinhead Dan January 4, 2021
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