moose

large deer like animal very slow and dim witted
also used for an insault

ah look over there, a moose

ah u stupid moose you dont know what ur doing!!!

by RANDOM-ZERO September 17, 2005

moose

a slang for the female genitalia, getting its use from the internal female reproduction organs resembling a moose or some other type of horned creature.

oh my gosh, the female reproduction totally resembles a moose!

by dinosaur16 September 20, 2010

Moose

A mammal that likes to have sex with women on craigslist.

Did you hear about the Moose on the news that got shot by a hunter when he found out the Moose was having sex with his 12 year old daughter?

by Chicken42017 September 16, 2010

Moosing

When you get together with a bunch of mooses and do moose stuff. Possible moose activities include speeding, sipping, tripping, dipping, chopping, wubbing, beaning, rolling, and donating to moose conservation groups.

I’ll moose over if y’all are moosing

by Moosetopherson P. Jones April 19, 2019

Moose

a Ultra Noob

He pulled a "Moose"

by v ViiRuS x December 22, 2010

moose

a big dumb ass that mooches off you, loves the soul pole, drinks all of your beer and then wants a ride home. example (Tim that lives in cincinnati)

That fucking moose drank my last beer.
That moose likes giving rusty trumbones for bus tokens.

by ricky323 May 12, 2006

moose

Semantic shift of its primary meaning (as in the animal)
An alternative of:
idiot
n00b
pleb
prat
cvnt
twat
twunt
dowie
someone who is a growler (woof)

When used positively:
mate

Background Info:
Originally used by OSBK and SMBK as an insult to eachother.
Has been reputed that it is also used on the popular MMORPG World of Warcraft.

S: Oh my dayz your such a moose!!!
O: No! Your a moose!

S: Oi none, did you hear about P? He's such a moose man.
A: Allow.

J: Alright moose? you cool?
S: Not too bad thanks.

T: OMD can't believe that huntter didn't use his pet! What a moose!
E: lol did you see his speccs!? What a moose.

by smbk December 30, 2008