Jack Met

The lead singer of the popular indie-pop band AJR! Also the funniest member!! (I think????)

"My favorite member of AJR is Jack Met."

by A Schlatt Fan March 5, 2023

Tornado met saus

A tornado 'with sauce' in dutch, based on a shitty tv-commercial about cleaning gear.

Used as an overused meme without content.

pers1; lol did you see that bitch walking over there?
pers2; what, no?
pers1; TORNADO MET SAUS!
pers2; w/e dude, you're weird.

by AntonB July 20, 2011

How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

Mets

To Mets, verb: To fail in a ridiculous or spectacular manner, particularly in relation to sports or a sporting event.

Metsing: Failing in a spectacular or ridiculous manner. "He's going to walk in the winning run! This pitcher is really Metsing!"
Metsed: Failed in a spectacular or ridiculous manner: "Can you believe they gave up two TDs in the last minute? That team really Metsed!"

by Ratherder August 2, 2023

Met

To fail in awesome fashion after seemingly on the cusp of greatness.

The Mets are gonna Met.

Our company was on a track for a record year and then it metted.

by HodgieMan September 13, 2025

Met the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “

by suckmah October 27, 2020

Let’s Go Mets

The phrase that is said during sexual intercourse by the male when ejaculating.

Also a phrase used by best friends during a party to identify when one or the other has a female to go home with.

“Let’s Go Mets!” said Frank as he orgasmed.
“Let’s Go Mets! said Gary to his friend to ensure him he had a hunny in the bag.

by Mr.PeePeePooPooMan December 5, 2021