loo scannon

A small heavy apparatus on wheels with a short iron projectile-hurling barrel that you pack with black powder and a sandbag, and place just inside the door of an outhouse; you rig the device's primer-cap to both the door and the seat of the crapper. That way, if some "loose cannon" --- either because he's a pervert or simply too drunk to notice da "occupied" sign --- tries to enter da loo while someone else is already in there, he'll get blasted clear across the yard for his impudence.

The only problem with a loo scannon is that ordinarily you can only have one shot at the loo-intruder at a time,, so if the sozzled/lecherous idiot actually recovers from the massive torso-whack he received "the first time around" and staggers back toward the outhouse before you're through takin' yer dump, you will no longer have your "protection device" activated to give him another whallop. That's what bathroom-buddies are for --- always take another person and some fresh ammo-supplies with you when you head for the potty, so that your friend can hurriedly reload the scannon in preparation for another blast if necessary. P.S. Some clueless dudes are so big and tough that they actually **enjoy** being a "human cannonball", so watch out for "repeat offenders" here... they may actually WANT you to do it again "on their behalf".

by QuacksO August 1, 2018

Loo

Loo is a short ✨British✨ term meaning toilet. English teachers use it.

I need the loo

by MATIRIALGWOOORL January 25, 2022

Deja Loo

that feeling when you need to use the bathroom shortly after leaving the bathroom, so you annoyingly re-enter the bathroom to do-do your business

i absolutely hate it when i have to return to the bathroom.
stupid brain, stupid bowels/bladder and stupid deja loo!

by Staedtler Berol September 28, 2022

Loos

Usually a sexually transmitted disease through touching or a hardcore gamer with an addiction to buying stuff to the virtual world

Oh god help me I think I have contracted a serious case of loos.

Yo man you need to stop it you have bought too much your turning into loos

by A Morcus April 9, 2017

loo loo lee lee

When you want to sing but don't know what to sing to you just sing:

AAA LOO LOO LEE LEE A LOO LOO LEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Hey, what songs you know? Well, I don't really know any songs but I do know how to sing this:
AA LOO LOO LEE LEE AA LOO LOO LOW LOW LEE LEE LEE LEEEEEEEEEEE

by AA LOO LOO LEE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEE January 14, 2021

lOO

A 1337 way of typing "100"

I have lOO eyes.

by Saetern June 5, 2018

loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.

Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.

by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023