A person local to an area that is looking for a quick buzz off of an event, be this being a bystander or taking part in an exciting event.
by Will181181 May 24, 2018
Get the Local Buzzermug. by ._.Your~local~bub._. November 28, 2018
Get the Local bubmug. Super basic dad. Lives at Home Depot, refuses to upgrade his cellular device, and pretends to be progressive by letting his teenage daughters listen to "that cool new rap" music, but turns down the volume (or just silently cringes) at the cuss words.
Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.
Definitely collects baseball caps.
Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.
A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.
Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.
Definitely collects baseball caps.
Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.
A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.
"Harriet just sent me a snap of her at Lowes, looking for a new DIY furniture project..."
"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"
"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."
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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"
"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."
"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."
"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"
"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."
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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"
"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."
"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."
by Local Dad Enthusiast March 29, 2016
Get the local dadmug. The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.
The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!
There you have it, thats the local pump
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.
The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!
There you have it, thats the local pump
by RowdyCanadian March 13, 2022
Get the local pumpmug. Hey George, When you were in Las Vegas did you burn the locals? Fuck yeah Fred, we skipped out on the bar tab then later that night we called hotel security on the hookers so we didn’t have to pay.
by Flywarbirdfly September 11, 2020
Get the burn the localsmug. T-county def. : local old school fuckboi. Someone you have know for a long time and use to and still is a fuckboi.
I don't want people to know who this guy is. So, what should I save his contact as in my phone?
Umm how about OG local .
Umm how about OG local .
by Dlndbtch January 8, 2017
Get the OG localmug. When someone wants to or has killed themselves by jumping off a bridge.
Originated in a school full of depressed people who laugh at their problems instead of dealing with them in a healthy and productive way.
Originated in a school full of depressed people who laugh at their problems instead of dealing with them in a healthy and productive way.
Depressed person: "I'm gonna local bridge it at this rate"
Normal person: "There's a bridge you can jump from not far from here"
Normal person: "There's a bridge you can jump from not far from here"
by ImNotJay February 18, 2019
Get the Local bridge itmug.