Fungus

If the true fungi calls you fungus you are a fungus. Aka the one and only William.

“You are a fungus”

“What a fungus you are”

by Cadnece82828 February 11, 2021

Fungus Amungus

A prime example of a great compliment you can give to a nice person.

Also a condition for your feet, where literall mushrooms grow between your toes. The Fungus Amungus condition is known to be quite painful.

Fungus Amungus comes from the old latin word "mater tua" which means "greatness to you"
Also it is the inspiration for the popular videogame "Among Us" title.

(if you ever experience symptoms of Fungus Amungus, seek help at your local doctor immediately)

-hey, you have a nice haircut
-thankyou, fungus amungus!

or

-I am sad to inform you that... you have the Fungus Amungus.

by Helpful_Nectarine69 November 2, 2021

House Fungus

The powdery spores shot out the japs eye of an infected person upon ejaculation. Highly infectious and sometimes fatal. Favoured by the KGB.

Ewww what’s that on your trousers is it House Fungus.

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

corn fungus

Corn fungus is what happens when auto corrcet, corrects the word "Cornelius." #WE HATE AUTO CORRECT !

"Hi Corn fungus. Oops, I meant Cornelus. Auto correct is annnoying."

by Ella_bobaxxx July 14, 2021

Foochie fungus

When the spaces in between your toes have a black sort of toe jam in between them. Toe jam sounds weird whereas foochie fungus sounds classy and more sophisticated.

“Bro why is there some big ass toe jam inbetween your toes man?”
“Bro it’s called foochie fungus man!”
“Oh yeah sorry bro, anyway, thats some big ass foochie fungus you got there bro.”
“Thanks bro it means a lot”

by Lord have mercy on my soul August 25, 2019

FART FUNGUS

Fart Fungus is when u fart and spread a fungus on mc dunolds nuggies

U are a Fart Fungus

by FART FUNGY January 4, 2022

Nit Fungus

Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.

Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.

by Nitfungus May 17, 2023