Dirty Sanchez

A dirty sanchez is where you stick your thumb up someone’s butt crack and then smear their own faeces on top of their lips to make a moustache
Bro, Kyle just gave me the coolest Dirty Sanchez
by JohnThiccTheBeanLord June 13, 2019
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Dirty Lauren Sanchez

It is the same as a dirty sanchez except the recipient has fish lips filled with surgical fillers
I want to give that blond bimbo at the end of the bar a Dirty Lauren Sanchez
by geojetson June 30, 2025
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Dirty sanchez

When you hit it from behind and unknowingly drift the shutter. The surprised shock the moment when you pull out is " the dirty sanchez".... Come to find out
by BoarDxMasteR March 08, 2025
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Dirty sanchez

When you and your partner are doing the deed and You stick ur finger up your partners anus and then wipe the shit off on to their upper lip 😏🥵
Maddy: Omg Adan said he wants to peel back your eggshell😏
Savannah: no he told me he wants to do dirty sanchez with you!
by Skskskandipoop September 12, 2020
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Dirty sanchez

When a man shits in a condom the proceeds to freeze it then hides it under a random persons pillow
Mark asked John what he did last night and John said “I gave this lady from the nursing home a dirty sanchez
by Quadrapoliegec May 29, 2022
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dirty sanchez

when you insert something in their tight chocolate doughnut but they shit a little so you take it out and bob ross an authentic mexican mustache across their upper lip.
"OMG Sarah is such a slut, she gave a dirty sanchez to her boyfriend and licked it off"
"that night with jeff was awesome I didn't tell him I get turned on by poo and yet he still gave me a dirty sanchez"
by jefarbel November 14, 2023
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Dirty Sanchez

our l0rd for 2015
don't mess with the best, Dirty Sanchez for 2015.
by randoboy May 21, 2014
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