almost pornographic

It's not fucking yet, but they're getting there. Give it time.

Don't worry, i only shoot almost pornographic films.

by Lord Motherfucker June 6, 2016

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almost christmas

What the radio said

Phoenix Wright: “Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas”

by Random dude who likes deckers October 30, 2023

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Almost

The saddest word in the English language.

"I was ALMOST good enough"
"He ALMOST loved me"
"She ALMOST survived"

by honeybear17 October 11, 2019

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APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

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almost friday

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.

This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.

This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.

“Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”

by so.outrageous March 15, 2024

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