Val Kilmer

When you write a screenplay so good it blinds your eyes for a second.

This guy wrote a screenplay so good, it's a Val Kilmer.

by Kmanisles May 21, 2025

The Val Pinch

Where you put on finger in the anus and one in the vagina and proceede to 'pinch' the thin membrane separating both areas of the Woman's genitals

I want to use the Val pinch on you tonight

by The True English April 11, 2024

The Val Pinch

Where you insert one finger into the Anus and the thumb into the vagina of a woman and proceed to 'pinch' the thin membrane between the two areas chasing the woman to orgasm.

I want you to use the Val pinch on me tonight.

by The True English April 11, 2024

Val

By a car, love it for a week then hate it immediately and then trade it in within a week of owning it for something else.
Professionals would typically do this with a BMW M2 or M3 but it may be done with any other vehicle.

I just haven't done a 'Val' yet.

by LASS3 February 19, 2024

Val

An abbreviation for "horny ass motherfucker"

Val to the left, val to the right. This is a stripclub alright!

by Mehssengerr June 20, 2021

Doing A Val

When a girl goes along with the flow just cuz "we're friends" or "I took pity" and eventually gets into a situation that's awkward for everyone.

Sams doing a Val and dating a 30-year-old. fucking pedos dude

by TrashyKing July 4, 2021

Doing a Val

When a girl goes along with the flow just cuz "we're friends" or "I took pity". Eventually ending up in a situation where its awkward for everyone.

Sam is doing a Val and dating a 30-year-old again.

by TrashyKing July 4, 2021