slurp & stick

When a person licks their finger (making a slurping sound) and sticks it directly into someones butt hole.

I'm going to slurp & stick him and see how he likes it.

by lou lou la roux December 15, 2011

Awkward slurp

The Awkward slurp is that moment whilst out in a group when it suddenly gets a awkward silence you feel the need to sip a bit of your drink to try and 'pass the awks moment' but then make it more awkward because every sips there drink at the same time...

Brody. Well down for tonight looking good...

Aven. Yeah dude check all these chicks out

Brody. I know man im all over it tonight

Damien. Ha Aven isn't Brody, how is it going with Chelsea anyway Aven

Aven. We split up 2 weeks ago..

.......awkward silence.......

Brody,Aven,Damien..... (Awkward Slurp)

by IAMKINGHERO October 18, 2011

Slurp Jurp

An item in Fortnite used when your shield is low

Jared: Yo my shield is mad low
Jeff: Just drink that Slurp Jurp you Goofy

by jawshisasinner June 27, 2022

Slurp noise

Slurp is the sound you make in an awkward situation, to break tension. Slurp is also used to piss people off.*SLURP* < make the noise.

Slurp noise:
Person1: Yo man, i did'nt get any sleep last night, my sister was slamming the door!

Person2: *SLURP*

by Bambi7 January 6, 2010

slurp and cup

when you wear pants that "slurp" to your leg and "cup" your ankle. They are tight on your leg and flare out at your ankle. Different from flare legged jeans. Bascially jeans that don't fit you right.

Nicole: My pants slurpped and cupped!
Jessica: What did you say? A slurpie in a cup???
Nicole: No my pants slurpped and cupped!
Jessica: Oh lol. What is that?!

Did you see that girl? She was wearing slurp and cup pants!!!

by jonas0001 March 23, 2009

slurping cox

Also known as "Cockethy." A slurping cox is a person who licks sweetcorn directly off a penis.

"Hi there Ed, fancy a bit of slurping cox, oh and you too Malik"

by Brim March 31, 2005

slurp-a-derp

The act of giving head, blow job, oral, eating out, etc... the word is a combination of "slurp" for sucking & "derp" for sounds being made while attempting to talk with genitalia in ones mouth.

It's that time of the month, so Jenny gave Johnny a little slurp-a-derp to calm him after his busy day.

by RaCeR_X December 3, 2013