Websters dictionary define HIM as "The man with the biggest willy on the whole f***king planet" HE is the guy you go to if Your girl is not getting enough D**k. HE is the only guy to pass Rizzler university with perfect fucking grades. HE pulls so hard that alien bitches gravitate towards him at the speed of light. Fun fact, he actually gave birth to GigaChad straight out of his willy.
by Batcoc April 6, 2023
Get the Riley mug.A girl who is BEYOND beautiful, she know it too. She is quite the savage when around her friends, and very innocent around family members. Riley’s tend to piss off her “mom friend” every once in a while by wearing clothes that show off her GORGEOUS body. She has one friend that knows everything, except her crush, to that she would tell nobody. Riley’s are really the perfect friend material, next time you meet one, become friends with her.
Dude: Broooo did you see Riley last night?
Dude #2: Nah bro why?
Dude: She was wearing the hottest black shirt and her mom friend was PISSED
Dude #2: Awww sick Man, last week, she flipped me off, turned around and drove her Aunt to get hip replacement surgery. So complicated.
Dude #2: Nah bro why?
Dude: She was wearing the hottest black shirt and her mom friend was PISSED
Dude #2: Awww sick Man, last week, she flipped me off, turned around and drove her Aunt to get hip replacement surgery. So complicated.
by thatqueenoverthere November 10, 2018
Get the Riley mug.Riley... hmm where do i start, he is an amazing person who can make your heart skip a beat with just the sound of his voice. Riley's usually have ocean blue eyes that any individual could get lost in, and a good physique and around 6'1" in height. There is nothing bad about Riley's and they are very able to find the girl of their dreams and stay with her forever. They don't give up easily and keep cute jokes with their soulmate that will be remembered forever. Sometimes Riley's can seem upset but once you start talking to them you will realise how special they really are and how easily it is to fall in love with a Riley.
Riley: Hey beautiful.
Me: You're actually so amazing Riley. I love you.
Riley: I love you to baby girl <3
Me: You're actually so amazing Riley. I love you.
Riley: I love you to baby girl <3
by DEFINEthisBITCH¥ November 15, 2018
Get the Riley mug.One who is clever, talented, hilarious, marvelous, and especially charming. He's trustworthy, honest, firm, and just generally a good human being. If you have a Riley in you're life, don't let him go. He's the most skilled person who will ever come into your life and will make an impact for the better.
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Get the Riley mug.Ladies man. Always attracts the ladies and at least 6-7 are hanging on him at all times. Has the classic white boy look and the deep voice that reels them in. He plays basketball for fun and football for his future. Is he QB? I’m not sure but he sure likes to run! Riley has a perm and girls love a boy with curly hair... Once they in, they ain’t leavin!
Girl: who’s that guy with the curly hair and the girls?!
Guy: oh that’s Riley, he’s always got the women.
Guy: oh that’s Riley, he’s always got the women.
by Peiderr November 30, 2020
Get the Riley mug.Riley is the best person you will ever meet she will never give up on your friendship she pushes people away but if she lets you in you don't want to mess it up she's funny and gorgeous whenever your down she can make you happy she laughs with you she cry's with you she will stand up for you she will hate who you hate and once you get close will do anything and everything for you and without someone she could make bad decisions you need to be there for her even if she does push you away she can be sensitive but a fighter you never wanna lose your Riley
My Riley is only my Riley
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