maria

If your name is maria yo must marry me immediately

Oh wow ur name is maria? That means you must marry me now

by Jiggaboo1 May 28, 2022

Maria

It means perfect. Beyond words can explain and no one could ever be Maria except he herself. One of a kind miracle that one should be so lucky if they have. She’s the best and no one could ever replace such a perfect human being. I love you Maria.z.

Wow it’s Maria,she’s the best, I’m so lucky to have her in my life.

by marias boy March 13, 2022

Maria

Maria is a sexy, hot and beautiful girl who is the funniest and smartest person you will ever meet she is so special and different in the best way ever! she is a bit shy in some situations and very laud in other but that is a part of what makes her so cute <3 she has great style and has amazing hair! Everyone loves Maria! including me!!! I love you Maria
Maria has a nice butt;)

Boy: i wish maria was my girlfriend she is so hot and sweet!
Other boy: Same:(
Boy: She is mine:(
Me: bitch she is my girlfriend she shhhhhh;)<333

by rnjdsheQQQQQQQQFD February 26, 2018

Maria

A funny,awesome,crazy, and creepy girl who just wants to have fun.

that girl on tv is such a maria

by monkeyzrule May 20, 2012

Maria

An absolutely beautiful Spanish girl, who likes a sexy American boy named Ethan. Very smart. Has the face of an angel, and eyes designed by God himself.

Man, that girl is a beautiful "Maria "

by Ethan Rice January 8, 2009

Maria

A Maria is a shorter then normal person that is usually under 5'0", she is a crazy Mexican when needed, she will show you a good time in more ways then one, but don't get on her bad side cause she will pull out her machete faster then Speedy Gonzales!! Her Smile, Personality, Charm, Selflessness are out of this world and her Strength is Stronger then the Machete she packs. She likes them BIG Chorizo for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She wears her heart on her sleeve, and is a loyal person and a outstanding friend and will do anything for the ones she loves. She ain't no snitch, and is a ride or die one of a kind all around amazing person,

Man you seen Maria?!? she is one HOT TAMALE !
Yo you seen Maria and her Machete ? That thing is as big as her!

by MecheteQueen June 6, 2019

Maria

She is an awesome mom, cuz she my mom, and she always making jokes to make everyone feel better. However, unlike the other definitions, I don’t think my mom is a big flirt at all, or someone who seduces every man who looks at her.....

Maria is my mommy! I love her sooooo much, she always makes me laugh!

by nadyyyyyyyyyyy April 29, 2019