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Hmmmm.... the fact is that you cannot be reading this without knowing what the internet is so why the fuck are you looking it up?
by superninjapenguin December 13, 2008
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Internetically

I'm not sure, but I use it as a cop-out to avoid going to my son's baseball games.
Billy: Are you coming to my game Dad?
Billy's Father: I can't come to your game physically, but I'll be there internetically.
by Billy's Father August 14, 2005
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internet

A large group of people saying random bullshit to a bunch of random asshats who don't give a flying fuck.
"Oh shit dude, just did my laundry."

"Had to goto the grocery store: I need food!"

"I'm a fucking idiot! Look at me i'm using the internet!"
by BallsAss July 2, 2009
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internets

A web site mocking President Bush's gaffe in a CNBC interview, calling Google, "the Google". In the 2000 Presidential Primary debates he refers to the Internet as "Internets" saying, "There's rumors on the Internets" in response to a question. Video here: youtube.com/watch?v=fezjR zAWa2Q. The web site is: thegoogleontheinternets.com.
"I use the Google to pull up maps. I like see the ranch" -George W. Bush.
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets." -George W. Bush.
by Larrry November 5, 2006
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Internet

The world's largest network of computers. The Internet used to be a very valuable source of information; but is now full of scammers, advertisements, harmful software, idiots, trolls, domain squatters, advertisements, pornography and a lack of coherent sentences.

There are a set of rules of being on the Internet, follow them and you'll be fine. If you don't, you're going to hate the Internet. The two most important rules are:

1. Don't make yourself look like an idiot, it leaves you open to flames.

2. Don't trust ANYONE, whether it has to do with giving someone your Hotmail password or your credit card number. You can't really trust a stranger, can you?
Josh posted a thread on a forum he often visits about how much he thinks Halo sucks. After seeing the post, several members flamed Josh and he was eventually banned for posting threads about those members. Josh became angry and decided to edit/add Wikipedia articles about the members and the forums and his IP address was subsequently banned from Wikipedia. After seeing the articles about them, the members in question distributed Josh's e-mail address through the forums, instructing all the users to send him hate e-mails for being an asshole. Josh's e-mail inbox was flooded with hate e-mails and spam and Josh suffered a panic attack and later terminated his Internet account.

Moral of the story: No one cares if you hate something or like one thing more than another, so shut up.
by Grammar_Nazi January 25, 2008
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internet

The name of our alien overlord. The one that the government uses to control it's people, they keep it in the basement of the White House.
"All hail! Internet!"
by Meka August 31, 2003
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internet

1) A virtual network where people can either conduct e-business or find information.
2) A virtual network where social rejects can act like tough guys and "e-pimps" since their monitor provides protection from the rest of the internet, and the warm glow of the monitor also happens to be the hottest thing they'll ever find in their sex life.
1) I need to find out the weather report for tommorow and directions to get to the plaza on the other side of the state, I'll look it up on the internet!

2) Hahz! I just beat you in counter strike which means my penis is larger then yours!
by hatred April 27, 2003
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