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Hatch Cover

A Kotex used to cover a woman's pussy during her menstrual cycle.
Honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?
by Busted Hatchet March 6, 2013
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"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.
Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.
by QuacksO September 21, 2020
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Lover's Hatch

/ˈləvərs-haCH/
noun: lover's hatch

Hatch located in the center of a fireplace that separates two rooms. Most often a master bedroom and master bathroom. This hatch can be but in the upright position to divide the rooms for privacy, or lowered to create a more intimate atmosphere. Can be created with a single user or double user mechanism. The double user mechanism requiring two users in order to lower the hatch.
Honey, let's open the lover's hatch and take a bath!
by Mferreira December 12, 2020
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bizzle hatch

a bich, biatch, hoebag, skank or crack hore, also, cheryl evans
look at that bizzle hatch, cheryl evans, she loves that dick
by anonymious@bellevuewa June 15, 2003
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Dirty Hatch

When you fuck a girl in the ass and finish in her mouth
When you (Dirty Hatch) fuck a girl in the ass and finish in her mouth
by Itsdh February 1, 2019
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Hatch a Duck

Hatch a Duck: Verb, synonym of "take a dump", "make number two", "drop a load", "take a shit".

It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.
"Hey everyone, I'll be right back- I have to go hatch a duck"

"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"

"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"
by Dangerousplay October 27, 2009
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batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among fishermen in North America: on a vessel, especially vessels dedicated to winter time lobster and crab fishing, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England, a term meaning, in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
if you want to properly hibernate, be prepared to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune.
by Sexydimma December 9, 2014
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