different strokes for different blokes

Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick

Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"

by RatDogPig April 26, 2024

Bloke Smoking

The act of giving Oral sex to a man, most likely implying prostitution.

-That woman over there is probably a Bloke Smoker.
- she loves Bloke Smoking

by YEETUSMYFEETUSBITCH December 18, 2022

bloke

British term to refer to a man.

James may: Oh look, he's one fat bloke!

by MrPayback2223 August 13, 2022

Bloke

Typically a larger marijuana blunt rolled with a Churchill cigar paper.

“I say, my good man, would you mind if I took a toke off this Bloke?

by Jofica June 21, 2021

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Bloked Out

Bloke gets a few too many blokey schooners in him.

Josh was so bloked out at the xmas party, he got sent home

by Pedro94 November 14, 2022

shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 9, 2020