Testicular crossfire

When time travelling, butt fucking Mexicans with lazer beams in their eyes start a war in your front yard

Oh shit! It's a testicular crossfire!

by Time traveling butt fuckingMex June 19, 2013

Testicular Darwinism

An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.

Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!

by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021

Testicular fireball

When you stick your testicles in a girls vagina while they are on there period

Hey dude i just got the best testicular fireball ever from that one girl at the party

by Fuck me daddy papi March 08, 2019

Testicular Torsion

The torture used by the tiny people living in your balls that they execute your testicle and twist it.

"Yo Kyle! Did the tiny men give you Testicular Torsion yet?"
"Nah. What about you David?"
"Yeah, hurt like getting rejected by the 6'1 emo goth mommy we saw earlier!"

by Fellow Jigaboo Hater May 12, 2024

Testicular Torsion

The act of twisting a man's testicles in an irregular way, typically to induce pain.

Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Nonery October 28, 2023

testicular torsion

May God have mercy on your soul.

SpongeBob: "Hey Patrick, what do you know about testicular torsion?"
Me: "NOOOO-"

by 7568ino March 09, 2024

Testicular nurple

Twisting of the nuts as to cause extreme pain, paralysis, and or possibly death. But always a purple mark.

He gave him such a bad testicular nurple that he couldn't make it into work the next day.

by Xtremetruckin November 07, 2021