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technology

n. anything that was invented after you were born
"I love technology."

"Technology is killing me."
by foraneagle2 March 21, 2007
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technology troubadour

A person who knows a lot about technology, the internet, computers, social media and websites but isn't a geek.

Someone who is not attached to a specific department in a company, but regularly works with Sales, Marketing, Management, Development and Customer Service departments to share information and ensure everyone is working toward common goals.
Customer complaints were not being considered in the new product release, so we hired a Technology Troubadour to help specify what updates were needed to the programmers.

I wanted to sell my homemade jewelry online, but I didn't know where to start. I met a Technology Troubadour that helped me start a blog, build a website and find fans on Facebook.
by PeaceGirl3000 February 3, 2010
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Technology Atheist

People that don't believe certain technologies exist.
This Technology Atheist just doesn't know what he's talking about.
by TrickPlz December 10, 2014
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Technologically disabled

The politically correct way to say someone is technologically retarded or ileterate. Someone who cannot understand how technology works or how to use it. Can be shortened to T.D.
Melissa: my dad just called me to ask me how to turn his laptop again.
Mike: your dad is technologically disabled !
Melissa: yea, he's so TD!
by Dawanz July 9, 2016
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Technology

No matter what new technology comes out, people will keep allowing themselves to get dumber and dumber.
Technology doesn't represent an advanced society of people, these are the same people they were before the technology came out, except now they have different gadgets.
by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020
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Technology

I hate tech it makes me get crippling depression
I hate Technology
by Twitch.tv/madnessxx1 February 11, 2022
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Ignant Technology

Technology that is counter intuitive to common sense. It is so counter intuitive that it surpasses the normal realm of ignorance and claims the right to use the misspelled word "Ignant".

This is somewhat similar to nigga technology, but is used by the general public.
MySpace, Twitter and Facebook allow people to willingly let others violate their privacy despite their ideal that privacy is king. Thus it is "Ignant Technology"

Smart phones are not phones but simply PDA's repackaged with a more powerful operating system and processor. The phone portion is not the main focus but more of a side benefit thrown in for better marketability. In this sense smart phones are "Ignant Technology" that can incorporate more "Ignant Technology" in the form of certain downloadable applications.
by Fengor November 15, 2009
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