Teacher

Person who turns innocent people into psychos, and psychos into teachers.

Innocent person: Man! All those years of school with those teachers made me psycho! I went to jail for attempted murder, and now I need to see a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.

Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.

Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?

Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.

by Fyulp June 29, 2016

Teacher

A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

Teacher: What's the diameter of the Sun?
Student: Who the f@@k cares???

by Unknown229 March 04, 2016

Teacher

A person who has the balls to go back to school on purpose

Rohan: why is the teacher coming back to school?

Britney: coz hes a twat and does it on purpose

by Grandad joe September 05, 2019

Teacher

The nagging, annoying person who gives you homework and teaches you useless stuff that won’t help you later in life.

Teacher: homework homework HOMEWORK!!!

Guy 1: can that teacher just SHUT UP already?

Guy 2: nope.

by MagicalKitten05 May 17, 2018

Teachers

The devil in disguise forcing you to do stuff and enjoys every second you suffer

I hate teachers

by Dead meme collection January 20, 2019

Teacher

A hoe/ Mia khalifa

Yo that teacher hot danm

by 1273downrockafellastreet January 26, 2019

Teacher

A teacher is an adult who teaches others about their knowings/mentor. They are sometimes... mostly annoying and can get on your nerves whenever they want to. Teachers use annoying phrases that are basic and plain annoying.

Teacher: *Bell Rings*
Students: *getting ready to leave*
Teacher: ah ah ah AH, the bell doesn't dismiss you, I DO
Student: What the fuck is a bell for... Background music??

by xoxo i hate you October 14, 2018