Distance and driving time, alternate routes, gas consumption, it was travel porn, as forbidden as his previous kinks had been, not long ago.
by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020
Get the travel pornmug. Similar to a traveling gnome, only instead of taking pictures with the bunny with each destination... the bunny is actually roadkill, dead & stuck the undercarriage of the vehicle.
by GlazeHer April 17, 2017
Get the traveling bunnymug. by Bboyzxoxo July 21, 2019
Get the Fast Travelmug. by Bong Hit Bill December 6, 2006
Get the traveler's feemug. A Travel Susan stresses out all the time when traveling and always needs to arrive three hours early to everywhere, then waits at the gate on social media for hours.
Susan (Shouting from the car at 7:30am, bags already packed from three days before): “Hurry up! We’re gonna be late to the airport and miss our flight! There’s rush-hour traffic on the 110!”
You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”
You (forgot to pack: your toothbrush, your headphones, and possibly your passport, hungover from going out the night prior): “Quit being such a Travel Susan, our flight leaves at 9:30.”
by FuzzyDiceJams January 2, 2019
Get the Travel Susanmug. by DonkJr February 24, 2017
Get the the travel shitsmug. When you visualize yourself indulging in a time travel experiment meeting the infinite digits of the transcendental number π, hoping to be struck with some aha! moments, or to experience a flash of insights, along the numerological journey.
Would someone embarking on a pime travel mission be able to see the color or shape of the number pi, or to smell or taste it?
by MathPlus August 31, 2021
Get the Pime Travelmug.