steam support

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Thank you for contacting steam support, how may we help?

Hey did you ever get a reply from steam support?
No.

by SomeGuyYouMayOrMayNotKnow October 26, 2015

ceiling support lounge

The PG13 name for a strip club.

Nathan: Hey Bob you want to head over to the ceiling support lounge* after work?
Bob: Do you mean the strip club?
Nathan: Keep your voice down you moron! We don't want the 11 and 12 year-olds to hear us!
Bob: Oh yeah, sorry.

**hint, hint, nudge, nudge

by phantonrider636 April 12, 2021

Roblox Support/Moderation team

The WORST Support or moderation you will find on your'e 60 or 70, 80 years or so on this planet. You will get banned for the MOST Minuscule things. Such as getting banned for USING AN COMMAND IN GAME, while E-daters and R34/R63 assets and models are easily let through in the creator marketplace, and "Roblox Condos" Which are LITERAL STRIP CLUBS FOR MINORS are completely let through and somehow not instantly banned into oblivion. Good job Roblox, for hiring moderators SO HORRIBLE at their job, a 12 Year old could do better. Truly, Powering Imagination.

"Your safety, is not our problem" -Roblox Support/Moderation team

by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022

Proximity Tech Support

When your computer program isn't working right but when a friend or co-worker stands next to you, it starts to work, even though they hadn't done anything to assist you.

-Will you just come and stand next to my computer? I need some proximity tech support.
-Ah, thanks! Now its printing.

by Cherhawkinof October 16, 2009

Windows Tech Support

Some Indian guy asking for your PC information because there's a "virus on it." Generally this is a scam trying to get personal and sensitive information. They usually use a white person name.

Indian Guy: "Hello, thank you for calling in Windows tech support, my name is James, how may I help you?"
Me: "Nice try, your name is Ker-shit." *Hangs up*

by TrueDeltaFox February 6, 2018

Full-throated support

When you're a posh upper-class Brit who can't say in straight words that you suck dicks, but must still mention it in proper conversation.

Alastair: I have given Boris Johnson my full-throated support for the past 30 years, if you know what I mean.

by Lamaredia January 31, 2022

Dell Support center

the dell support center is some thing that can be described as Worse than death

The man called the Dell Support center, and in turn wanted to die

by James2DaJAY August 10, 2006