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Stevenie

Stevenie is a bitch
by Dawson Jorgensen May 19, 2019
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Lake Stevens Sports

Only the greatest thing that ever happened to Lake Stevens.
The place is crawling with jocks. What sport are they best known for? Almost everything, especially wrestling. They even have a True Life MTV special called "True Life: On The Mat."

Lake Stevens placed third in state with their football season of 2011-2012.
Every other freaking sport goes to state practically.
It's kind of disgusting.
Kid: Dude, I saw you on MTV.
Kid from Lake Stevens: Ya, I wrestle for Lake Stevens. I'm kind of a big deal. LAKE STEVENS SPORTS.
by Rubber Ducky69 February 3, 2012
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steven tyler

The hottest man to walk this earth

Also a great singer in the group Aerosmith putting out such hits as Walk This Way and Dream On
Wow Steven Tyler is hott AND an awesome singer
by loveableme33 January 11, 2005
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Steve Stevens

A FRIKIN' AWESOME guitarist. Best known for playing in Billy Idol's band and co-writing and playing on the albums Don't Stop EP, Billy Idol (1982), Rebel Yell (1984), Whiplash Smile (1986), etcetera, etcetera. Long story short...Frikin' A!
Steve Stevens isn't on here?! You're kidding me...-_-
by Abercrombie_surfer November 21, 2009
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Stevensville

A small town with nothing to do. Although, Stevensville School, is known for druggies, alcholies, and all of the other damn things teenagers do these days that is possilbe to end in "ies".
ex. Stevensville
by Kayluhh Mariee November 4, 2008
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Ted Stevens

The Alaskan Senator who invented the internet by creating a series of tubes. and just recently these tubes were being clogged by movies streaming across the series of tubes. He belives people are treating it like a big truck
Guy 1: Ted Stevens is out trying to protect the tubes again
Guy 2: oh shi- i thought it was a truck
by All-American-Badass February 21, 2009
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Stevens Goggles

Similar to beer goggles, Stevens Goggles involves drinking copious amounts of liquor or beer until females (who are normally about a 3 out of 10) become unusually attractive (about a 7 out of 10). This name is derived from the technological institute of higher learning in Hoboken, NJ, at which a very small percentage of the student body is female (~25%). Of those females, only a small percentage are attractive (~5%). Unlike beer goggles, the amounts of liquor required to make Stevens females look reasonably decent is several orders of magnitude greater than the amount required to kill a herd of cattle.
-OMFG we're going to chug everclear, let's toast: STEVENS GOGGLES FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!!
-Recently, a group of Stevens females was seen running from a very drunk man with a harpoon gun claiming to be Captain Ahab. Later in the evening, a group of males was seen trying to have sex with the same girls; they appeared to all be suffering from a case of Stevens Goggles. The next day, three men were found drowning in their own vomit on the sidewalk outside of the dormitory.
by excelsiorjss November 26, 2007
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