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Staphisticated

A stupid person who thinks that they are smart or sophisticated
Dude #1: Man, Andrew thinks he's so smart, but he's a freaking retard.
Dude #2: Yeah, he's so Staphisticated
by ThyDungeonman August 28, 2010
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Satisfication

that feeling when you do something and it turns out well
Person 1: "Bro I feel such satisfication when I beat an alpharad level"
Person 2: "...What?"
by guy with too much time July 16, 2020
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sadistics

Mentally torturing statistics someone above you asked you to compile.
My boss wanted me to do him a sales sadistics graph.
by 637man July 15, 2014
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Statistication

The attempt to sound intelligent through the use of meaningless statistics that you yourself do not understand. This trait is most often observed in politicians, sportscasters and law school students.
After watching the presidential debate, I was overwhelmed by the level of statistication shown by both candidates.
by soul glow March 21, 2009
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statisfaction

The sense of euphoria one gets when one sub-contracts some work of a complex / technical / statistical nature to a colleague or external company / consultancy and what you received back was of a very high level of quality, and you were very satisfied with the outcome.
eg work involving decisions and methodology associated with the sampling of persons to take part in Surveys or the analysis of survey data (Multivariate or Conjoint).

"The Supermaket Consumers Segmentation Analysis was done to a high degree of Statisfaction"
by Andrew Zelin December 9, 2008
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Statistician

statistician |ˌstatiˈstiSHən|
noun

Statistician as a slang word can be positive or negative depending on the situation, or upon the use in a given situation.

1. An expert in the creation of Facebook statuses, or someone who posts statuses way to frequently and of nothing important.

2. Someone who verbalizes statistics acting to be a know-it-all, or someone who is actually very knowledgeable.
Positive uses of the above:

1. "Wow man your Facebook statuses are the best, your like a statistician or something!"

2. "I never knew you were so smart dude, what are you a statistician or something?!

Negative uses of the above:

1. "What are you some kind of statistician, what's with all your Facebook posts?!"

2. "All right I get the picture, what are you a f*cking statistician?!"
by withinthecube February 1, 2013
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AP Statistics

An actual intresting class where the class average at a smart school where sat scores are 1100 range you get a 70% but is the epitome of confusion if you dont instantly understand and remember all possible ways the data given can be used and must always say approximently or its wrong at least AP test is ok
by APUSHTheGodOfDeath October 13, 2016
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