A group of guys that get together to have a celebration with no money involved. Things get weird when a deer comes out towards the end, and all the "straight guys" start having intercourse with it.
by fuckfi March 16, 2018
Something that is totally bullshit; an action that has negative consequences; a universal word for anything, good or bad.
Kyle: o my god! Are you kidding me dude? We're getting sent to school in this weather, again? This is some straight vag-stag(2)!
Jay: shut up you wench!
*note: word does not include (2)
Jay: shut up you wench!
*note: word does not include (2)
by ďř.mxp¥ January 17, 2011
A golden stag is a beetle NOT a deer the golden stag is in animal crossing it’s a beetle NOT a deer.
by NOSIMPBAY October 21, 2020
When you light your pubes on fire and then proceed to have intercourse with a girl so her truffle butter extinguishes your pubes
by slippin0nlube February 09, 2015
A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!
If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew
by CWRocksNYC February 11, 2016
by Sandwich75 October 07, 2023