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Spongebob 

The act of shoving a bag of drugs, and/or or associated paraphernalia, down the front of their pants when a cop is sighted nearby in order to avoid legal troubles. Spongebobing often can lead to Ghost Taint.
'Shit, we are getting pulled over, Spongebob that pipe and the weed, quick!'
'It's too hot, I'll burn my unit!'
'If the cop finds that, I will make you my Bottom Bunk Bitch.'
'I would rather toast my junk than that!'
'You'll only get a little Ghost Taint.'
Spongebob by Mr. Bu Grundy June 21, 2010
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the act of giving oral sex to a girl by filling a sponge with water shoving it up her pussy then blowing on it to send the water shooting out, usually produces a huge orgasm.
Dude, I gave that chick a spongebob last night.

Spongebob 

Calling someone Spongebob implies they are being a square and are wearing their square pants. A square is a sensible, straight laced, often boring person.
Harry: You coming out tonight John? It’s going to be a messy one.
John: No mate, I'm going to get an early night.
Harry: Come on! Don’t be such a Spongebob.
Spongebob by openthewindowwide September 22, 2014

spongebob 

haha you look like spongebob. (meaning your smart :)
spongebob by bob to the sponge October 10, 2008

Spongebob 

The thick mixture of jizz and period blood.
Dude 1: Aw man, yesterday was terrible.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: I went home to a spongebob on my living room floor.
Dude 2: Aw man that sucks.
Spongebob by FISHizzle October 6, 2012

Spongebob 

Spongebob: when someone sponges off of you financially.
Dude, stop being such a spongebob. The next round of drinks are on you!
Spongebob by Jaded_Epilogue88 August 6, 2011

Spongebob 

A mentally challenged or physically handicapped person, usually someone accompanied by an escort or counselor while in public areas.
"Hey look at that group of Spongebobs crossing the street."
Spongebob by PuffySerious July 7, 2012