An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 14, 2015

Social Media, a place where you can make online friends without having to ask for fetishes, hobbies, and more.
Online:
Marc and Michael are having a normal convo until-
Marc: What are you on?! LOL
Michael: Im on Instagram(a form of Social Media)
Marc: No kidding.
Marc and Michael are having a normal convo until-
Marc: What are you on?! LOL
Michael: Im on Instagram(a form of Social Media)
Marc: No kidding.
by what are you on September 9, 2019

by English goose September 11, 2020

A Person Who Has Several Short Lived Romantic Relationships That Are Publicized All Over Social Media.
by CocoPGE January 15, 2017

by Mr.dine June 11, 2020

Social Media Growth (SMG)" means growing big on platforms like TikTok, Instagram, or YouTube by making awesome content that people love. It's about building a cool audience and then finding ways to make money from it, like through partnerships, ads, or selling stuff. Basically, it's turning your knack for making viral content into a side hustle that pays off!
by PathToViral December 2, 2023

The act of signing one's self up on social media sites under the opposite gender f-sag or to gain access to certain gender restricted groups.
If I'm a guy and want talk to lesbians without being labeled misogynistic I might commit social media gender impersonation on something like KIK.
by Sexydimma June 28, 2017
