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Slowdicking

Slowdicking (verb)

Definition:
To "slowdick" is the art of embracing a leisurely, unhurried approach towards tasks, decisions, or actions, often resulting in delays or procrastination. Just like the laid-back charm of a sloth, slowdicking entails taking an inordinate amount of time, seemingly savoring each moment, as if there's an abundance of it.
Usage:

"I can't believe he's slowdicking again on choosing a gift for his girlfriend; her birthday is tomorrow!"
"Instead of starting early, I found myself slowdicking through the entire morning routine, and now I'm running late."
"She's known for slowdicking on major life choices, contemplating every possibility before making a move."
by BeansK July 25, 2023
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sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

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Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
by bruh421 July 21, 2024
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sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)
Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
by bruh421 July 21, 2024
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Srowed

Used to describe someone who's extremely mentally deficient
Bro you're extremely srowed
by Rain.19 January 11, 2025
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Sloped Back

Sloped back is a fine dining big back…..a piggy with a thingy for the finer things in life….a goodie two shoes who ain’t afraid to have a couple good chews….
ALYSSA: “He’s always eating, what a big back
CARLY: “NO. He dines only at the finest establishments. He might eat a lot, but he’s a sloped back…”
by Hhggbbgg April 4, 2025
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Slowdive

No words can describe how good their music is.
slowdive makes music that captures late night loneliness better than any band.
by meistheone April 25, 2025
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Slowey

Something so bad that you can't believe how bad it is until you see it yourself
Man my boss is so slowey you have no idea
by KingLazy May 15, 2025
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