sidewalk splatterer

A person who committed suicide.

She looks so depressed, she is on her way to being a sidewalk splatterer.

by Child Ish October 17, 2008

Sidewalk Buffer

The Sidewalk Buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. Sidewalk Buffers consist of the comfortable bed of grass between the road and the footpath. Sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform ("Bench") and occasionally a free food dispenser ("Rubbish Bin").

Random: Hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer

You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!

by Burkeley Hunt July 28, 2008

purple sidewalk

really annoying person. used as a code word a person you are with so they wont know what your talking about.

ugh michelle, purple sidewalk!
i know! more like purple road.

by linzmoose June 19, 2008

paving the sidewalk

Another term often used for prostitution.

Stephanie was paving the sidewalks of Hagaman last Friday night.

by RS5555 April 17, 2007

sidewalk head

The act of performing felatio on someone while they are driving a mobility scooter on the sidewalk.

Tara's husband is so old that to spice up their night out, he asked for sidewalk head on the way home from the Hot Shoppes.

by TrueFacts95 June 05, 2023

Sidewalk

A Pedestrian Obstacle Course. Sometimes doubles as a Homeless Storage Facility. Despite the plea of a Traffic Cop in the small Privileged Caucasian Town of White Falls, Snowmen are prohibited from using the Sidewalk due to their ongoing prank of sticking their arms which are Tree Branches into the spokes of passing Bicyclists and laugh as they flip over their handlebars.

Traffic Cop: “You should really stick to the Sidewalk! You’re lucky I was here to step in!”

Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”

by Fros T Snowman December 21, 2018

Sidewalk Diving

The Act of Passing out during a night of heavy partying and falling face first on to the floor a perfect ten is recieved when the arm and hands are not used to break ones fall.

Dude what happend to your face? Where you out sidewalk diving?
Did you see that ? That Chick to a perfect ten sidewalk dive on the dance floor.

by Skin Chizzler May 15, 2011