I let my girlfriend drive my car but instead of backhanding it into 4th, she money shifted it and i had to backhand her.
by Michael Cohen November 21, 2007
Get the money shift mug.When an employee takes a dump once per his or her shift. Generally taking place around the same timeframe each shift. In most situations a shiftly shit is strategically planned during undesirable work situations. Such situations include eluding a meeting or to get away from undesirable fellow employees.
It was 2:30 and Jane knew bastard boss Tom would be stopping by work at any moment. Wanting to escape any possible conversation with Tom the boss, Jane planned her shiftly shit for the day.
by jgurbisz December 16, 2009
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An incomplete and wholly unsatisfying bowel movement resulting from irregular work/sleep patterns which counter the body's natural circadian rhythm.
Hey Bobby, my gut really aches you got any metamucil? After switching from midnights to days all I managed to squeak out this morning was a meagre shift shit.
by Santo Mierda September 8, 2010
Get the Shift Shit mug.1. after receiving a text, intentionally waiting a certain period of time to text back to make it seem like one is either too busy, not interested, or just not over-eager.
2. when on tour, driving a few extra hours in the van on the way to the show in order to avoid the sunrise shift on the upcoming overnight drive.
2. when on tour, driving a few extra hours in the van on the way to the show in order to avoid the sunrise shift on the upcoming overnight drive.
1. "this crazy chick i hooked up with has been texting me non-stop so i've been phase shifting to slow her ass down."
2. "pull the fucking van over kevin i know you are fucking phase shifting right now you fucker."
2. "pull the fucking van over kevin i know you are fucking phase shifting right now you fucker."
by TeddyPendergass January 14, 2010
Get the phase shift mug.An overdose of viagra. Enough that your penis bulges at almost twice its normal size and almost bursts. It is called 'red-shift', as all the blood shifts into that dick. A play on the physicist term, which is the changing frequency of light.
by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 15, 2019
Get the Red-Shift mug.The shift within a night watch covering from midnight until dawn or midnight until 04:00 in modern forces.
Generally regarded as the worst shift to draw, as it combines the least sleep with the highest fatigue and the highest risk of attacks.
Generally regarded as the worst shift to draw, as it combines the least sleep with the highest fatigue and the highest risk of attacks.
The attack came around 2am with only a lone guard on the dead man's shift snoring in the command room.
by CircularLogic June 2, 2011
Get the Dead man's shift mug.an alternative to literally pushing shift + 1 to produce an explanation mark. used to piss off noobs who cant talk internet slang.
by Lewis Smith February 26, 2007
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