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Shard mites

The bugs under your skin from a constant use of methamphetamine or shards in slang this month furniture store it runs off of Wi-Fi or you can you can run it without a memory card you smoking Ben activated motion activated no
Your arms and face are eating up by Shard mites from picking at them
by Hater proof November 6, 2020
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Shard varking

A newly addicted Methamphetamine addict, who is constantly searching for shards on the ground, and will put literally anything he finds in his meth pipe and tries smoking it. He can even have a qtr oz. in his pocket, and his search still continues..
NEIGHBOR #1; "Holy canoli, Karen! Do you see that mfer across the way?!!"

NEIGHBOR #2; "Oh, yeah, Worry not Karen- That's just ol' barefoot Bob shard varking, minding his own business!"
by Thiccthighsavelives08 March 2, 2024
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Sharding

The act of dropping shards of dope on accident
Quit sharding all over my couch I don’t want my dog to lick it up and get high
by Hazmatt10to2 November 30, 2020
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Shard Salada

Eating someone's ass out who has just sharded (fart that went wrong)
She gave me a shard salada and I liked it
by Rod77777 April 25, 2022
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shard

(Homograph) The opposite, and a more family-friendly version of the s-word.
Person 1: Let's go to Washington D.C., shall we?
Person 2: Oh come on, I need to take a shard.
by ManuelToTheGroundLevel October 24, 2022
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Shard

When u try to fard but shid come out.
Y there shid in my pant I must’ve shard
by Cocksucking dickraper October 26, 2018
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shard

when your stan is hard and soft at the same time
"minhyuk looking soft but that jacket got me fucked up, he looking shard af"
by trash of trash December 15, 2017
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