by Rallyman July 28, 2006

(1) "Go ahead and drink the rest of the milk from the carton, there's only "A spit swallow" left.
(2) Joe: Can I have the rest of your Cola?"
Pete: Ya, there's only "A Spit Swallow" left.
(2) Joe: Can I have the rest of your Cola?"
Pete: Ya, there's only "A Spit Swallow" left.
by idk_a_name December 13, 2010

1 A person who swallows balloons full of drugs and who shits them out at a later date, a drug mule.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.
2 Can also be used as a detagatoey term for Hispanic South Americans.
1 Border Agent: "that Colombian looks like a balloon swallower"
2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"
2 Me: "Jorge you're a damm balloon swallowed"
by Biggjigglyballs May 10, 2018

An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.
I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!
by Big Jacks Bollocks May 21, 2017

To accept the punishment for a situation that is not your fault, because the risk for fighting for yourself is much higher than accepting the punishment.
He had to swallow the bird when they arrested him because he was the only black man at the scene of the crime.
by CatwomanRuler April 22, 2020

When a girl is adamant that she doesn't swallow but you blow your load in her mouth, pinch her nose and seal her mouth til it's gone anyway.
Not only will she be pretty pissed off at what has just slipped down her throat, her arms will undoubtedly be flapping about like an angry bird fighting its way out of a cat's jaws!
Not only will she be pretty pissed off at what has just slipped down her throat, her arms will undoubtedly be flapping about like an angry bird fighting its way out of a cat's jaws!
A vet described an angry swallow as the sexual equivalent of getting cats and dogs to take tablets, only without putting your dick in their mouth first.
The more of a princess she is the more potential for an angry swallow.
The more of a princess she is the more potential for an angry swallow.
by In_your_endo February 1, 2021

by strikethepieta February 25, 2021
